Real Estate Disclosures

I'm starting to keep track of what the MLS Disclosures for a house should have REALLY said.

DISCLOSURES: Architect basically phoned it in.

DISCLOSURES: If you have a shred of soul in you it will be eradicated by taking one step into this home.

DISCLOSURES: There is probably a reason this property has been bought and sold 3 times in 10 years.

DISCLOSURES: You only WISH that were black mold.

DISCLOSURES: Previous owner used kitchen primarily for cooking meth.