party like it's... er, what?

(written by Sarah:)

Boy: Oh, man, today I got to see all the slick high-tech science labs in the hospital. Everything all organized and labeled, millions of dollars of equipment… I wish our building was like that! Our building is so ghetto.

Me: Er, your building is just offices. What would you actually do differently if your lab was all cutting-edge?

Boy: Play lots of Duran Duran.