2005-04-02

gangsta names

Anna: So, you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Type in your current boring-ass name and be re-dubbed:

Old name: Anna Tsykalova
I now dub your ass: White Mofo Tree Hugga

Anna: Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

me: I now dub your ass: Good-ass Forty Sippa

me: Old name: eugene tsykalov

I now dub your ass: Janky Stank Ho me: nah.

Anna: uh. no.

me: your dad is many things me: but “janky stank ho” is not one of them

Anna: agreed.