Anna: So, you want a gangsta name, huh, sucka? Type in your current boring-ass name and be re-dubbed:
Old name: Anna Tsykalova
I now dub your ass: White Mofo Tree Hugga
Anna: Damn it feels good to be a gansta.
me: I now dub your ass: Good-ass Forty Sippa
me: Old name: eugene tsykalov
I now dub your ass: Janky Stank Ho me: nah.
Anna: uh. no.
me: your dad is many things me: but “janky stank ho” is not one of them