2004-01-25

elephants

i had this really long dream i was in this town in africa or something and there were hundreds of elephants and they ran the place and one day i asked “how come you all run it together, and never elect a leader or anything” and suddenly they all go CRAZY stampeding around and finally one of them holds up a blue star in its trunk and they all stop and gather in folding chairs and tell me that the secret is that whenever anyone has aspirations to rule, they brain-wipe them and now that i know this… they stand in a circle around me and i’m begging for them to stop and then i feel like i’m being smothered in some sort of pressure and then my face goes all slack and i woke up wondering who i was the end