Maggie writes in her LJ:

Maggie writes in her LJ: “Distract me please!” So I posted (anon., of course): The new picture is quite and rather pretty. You seek distraction. I recommend you:

  • attempt to engage the patrons of Loree in a massive game of ‘Duck Duck Goose’

  • hide under the bridge and shout repeatedly “Who’s that trotting over my bridge!”

  • hang upside-down in stairwells and insist to passers-by that you are a bat

  • perform the Rite of Ashk ‘Ente

  • pick up all the stray pennies on Douglass, superglue them together, and give them to your advisor

When you have successfully completed these tasks, it will be time for you to go.